Текст песни Houdini - Eminem
Hey,
Em,
it's
Paul
Uh,
I
was
listening
to
the
album
Good
f-ing
luck,
you're
on
your
own
Guess
who's
back,
back
again?
Shady's
back,
tell
a
friend
Guess
who's
back?
Guess
who's
back?
Guess
who's
back?
Guess
who's
back?
Guess
who's
back?
Guess
who's
back?
Guess
who's
back?
Da-da-da,
da,
da,
da,
da,
da,
da
Da-da-da,
da,
da,
da,
da
Well,
look
what
the
stork
brung
(what?)
Little
baby
devil
with
the
forked
tongue
(ha)
And
it's
stickin'
out,
yeah,
like
a
sore
thumb
(bleh)
With
a
forehead
that
it
grew
horns
from
(look)
Still
a
white
jerk
(it's
him),
pullin'
up
in
a
Chrysler
to
the
cypher
With
the
V-,
P-
and
a
Bud
Light
shirt
Lyrical
technician
(yeah),
an
electrician
(yeah)
Y'all
light
work
And
I
don't
gotta
play
pretend,
it's
you
I
make
believe
(what?)
And
you
know
I'm
here
to
stay
'cause
me
(why?)
If
I
was
to
ever
take
a
leave
(what?)
It
would
be
aspirin'
to
break
a
feve'
(yeah)
If
I
was
to
ask
for
Megan
Thee
(what?)
Stallion
if
she
would
collab
with
me
Would
I
really
have
a
shot
at
a
feat?
I
don't
know,
but
I'm
glad
to
be
back
like
Abra-abracadabra
(and
for
my
last
trick)
I'm
'bout
to
reach
in
my
bag,
bruh
(like)
Abra-abracadabra
(and
for
my
last
trick,
poof)
Just
like
that
and
I'm
back,
bro
Now,
back
in
the
days
of
old
me
(when?)
Right
around
the
time
I
became
a
d-
fiend
(oh)
Ate
some
c-
as
a
way
of
coping
(mm)
Taste
of
o-,
case
of
O.E.
Turned
me
into
smiley
face
emoji
(woo)
My
sh-
may
not
be
age-appropriate
But
I
will
hit
an
eight-year-old
in
the
face
with
a
participation
trophy
'Cause
I
have
zero
doubts
That
this
whole
world's
'bout
To
turn
into
some
girl
scouts
That
censorship
bureau's
out
to
(shut
me
down)
So
when
I
started
this
verse
It
did
start
off
lighthearted
at
first
(hmm)
But
it
feels
like
I'm
targeted
Mind-bogglin'
how
my
profit
has
skyrocketed
Look
what
I
pocketed
Yeah,
the
sh-
is
just
like
y'all
had
been
light
joggin',
and
I've
been
runnin'
at
full
speed
And
that's
why
I'm
ahead
like
my
noggin',
and
I'm
the
fight
y'all
get
in
When
you
debate
who
the
best,
but
opps,
I'm
white
chalkin'
when
I
step
up
to
that
mic,
cock
it
then
"Oh
my
God,
it's
him,
not
again!"
Abra-abracadabra
(and
for
my
last
trick)
I'm
'bout
to
reach
in
my
bag,
bruh
(like)
Abra-abracadabra
(and
for
my
last
trick,
poof)
Just
like
that,
and
I'm
back,
bro
(break
it
down)
Sometimes,
I
wonder
what
the
old
me'd
say
(if
what?)
If
he
could
see
the
way
sh-
is
today
(look
at
this
-,
man)
He'd
probably
say
that
everything
is
gay
(like
happy)
What's
my
name?
What's
my
name?
(Slim
Shady)
So,
how
many
little
kids
still
wanna
act
like
me?
I'm
a
bigger
prick
than
cacti
be
(yeah)
And
that's
why
these
(what?)
Words
sting
just
like
you
were
being
attacked
by
bees
(bzz)
In
the
coupe,
leaning
back
my
seat
(what?)
Bumpin'
R.
Kelly's
favorite
group
(uh),
the
black
guy
(guy)
pees
(pees)
In
my
Air
Max
90s
White
Ts,
walkin'
parental
advisory
My
transgender
cat's
Siamese
(why?)
Identifies
as
Black,
but
acts
Chinese
Like
a
motherf-kin'
Hacky
Sack,
I
treat
(what?)
The
whole
world
'cause
I
got
it
at
my
feet
(yeah)
How
can
I
explain
to
you
(what?)
That
even
myself
I'm
a
danger
to?
(Yeah)
I
hop
on
tracks
like
a
kangaroo
And
say
a
few
things
or
two
to
anger
you
But
f-
that,
if
I
think
that
sh-,
I'ma
say
that
sh-
Cancel
me,
what?
Okay,
that's
it
Go
ahead,
Paul,
quit,
snake-ass
prick
You
male
cross-dresser,
fake-a-
b-
And
I'll
probably
get
sh-
for
that
(watch)
But
you
can
all
suck
my
dick,
in
fact
F-
them,
f-
Dre,
f-
Jimmy,
f-
me,
f-
you
(what?)
F-
my
own
kids,
they're
brats
(f-
'em)
They
can
screw
off
(yeah),
them
and
you
all
(uh)
You
too,
Paul
(punk),
got
two
balls
Big
as
RuPaul's
(whoa)
What
you
thought
you
saw
ain't
what
you
saw
(nah)
'Cause
you're
never
gon'
see
me
Caught
sleepin'
and
see
the
kidnappin'
never
did
happen
(no)
Like
Sherri
Papini,
Harry
Houdini
I
vanish
into
the
thin
air
as
I'm
leaving
like
Abra-abracadabra
(and
for
my
last
trick)
I'm
'bout
to
reach
in
my
bag,
bruh
(like)
Abra-abracadabra
(and
for
my
last
trick,
poof)
Just
like
that
and
I'm
back,
bro
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