You're a Real Good Friend

When I was broke and blue I gave advice to you
Ah you're a true blue friend
You helped me pay my rent
I charged you ten percent
Ah that's what I call a real good friend
When I was sick ol' scout you took my girl friend out
On me you can depend
Oh what a pal you were
I even married her
You're a real good friend
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Here's a cigar or two that's mighty nice of you
You're a real good friend
But don't stand too close to me
It might go off you see
You're a real good friend
I borrowed your car last night
You brought it back alright
Smashed from end to end
I may have had a crash
But I filled it up with gas
You're a real good friend
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I told some folks the facts about your income tax
Now you're a real good friend
But who did you tell it to
Internal revenue
Now you're a real good friend
If I should ever be governor of Tennessee
I'll prove my friendship then
Oh what will you do for me
Dog catcher you will be
You're a real good friend
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I recorded a song you wrote
I sang it note for note
Well thanks my real good friend
I think it will be a hit
So I put my name on it
Now you're a real good friend
Let's sing a sweet duet
We'll make a team I'll bet
Let our voices blend
I'll sing the melody
I'll sing the harmony
Cause we're both real good friends