Stop Hatin' (skit)

Guy: Yo you know I just seen that new eve video, that thing on fire.
Girl: Who?
Guy: Eve! Bombshell. Yeah, Queen of Philadelphia.
Girl: (Raspberries) Yeah, right.
Guy: Awe c? on man, I know you ain? hatin on that young lady.
Girl: Oh no I ain? hatin I mean, she? alright? he ain? all that. But- she ain?
Like that.
Guy: She more than alright, she just got a Grammy- talking about she alright.
She just got a Grammy.
Girl: I think that was all luck.
Guy: Awe, it? no luck- luck? This fucks me up. She got 4 million records, got
All this shit poppin′ movies and all that shit and you from Philly standing
Here talking about it? luck. That? crazy, that? crazy. I don? know who you
Feeling right now, but that? some crazy shit. All my niggas and all the chicks
I know back home say that she the shit. And all them cop her shit- I don? know
What you talking about.
Girl: Do they ever see here, do she ever come to the hood? I don? never see her
Down town, down south street!
Guy: Cuz she be busy, she got her shit poppin' You don? ever see her on South
Street? She forever at Ishcabizzles. And it take 3 months and shit like that to
Make movies, and 3 months albums, 3 months to tour, that? nine months outa your?
Top hatin′
Girl: C? on man! I ain? hatin. C? on, I mean who she wanna be?
Guy: You all up here on this motherfucking corner with these motherfucking
Baggy tights on, and your teeth all motherfucking yellow, sipping on some a
Warm Sprit talking shit about her. She Crystal and caviar. What the fuck is you
Talking about? You better stop with your 3 motherfucking extensions and 4
Tracks.
Girl: Hold up, hold up.
Guy: Hold up what? What the fuck?
Girl: I