Текст песни Minutely Forecast (Skit) - False Serenity

Hello, I am Mrs. Green
With your minutely forecast for this evening
Within the next 3 1/2 minutes, you should be expecting to hear
A irritating teenager whine about a school's dress code
For the 7,000th time
And after that, we're looking at about another 3 minutes
Of rambling from the same annoying teenager
But this time, with a different topic
On a better note, though, after that
Your forecast seems to clear up
So please enjoy your evening
Wait, what is this?
I have just received breaking news
May I have your attention? This is breaking news
The storm is coming earlier than expected
Please take the necessary precautions and never forget to-