Текст песни If You're Not A Professional Actor - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention
FZ:
If
you're
not
a
professional
actor,
the
easiest
thing
for
you
to
do,
When
you
only
have
a
week
to
make
a
movie
is
just
to
be
yourself
on
the
screen.
So
the
lines
that
the
people
speak
in
the
film,
With
the
exception
of
some
of
the
real
fantasy
characters
like
the
Vacuum
Cleaner,
Or
the,
or
what
Theodore
Bikel
says,
Are
all
based
on
the
actual
speech
patterns
and
the
Lifestyle
of
the
people
who
are
in
the
group.

1 Sleeping In A Jar
2 A Version Of Himself
3 Bad Acting
4 A Great Guy
5 Jeff Quits
6 He's Right
7 If You're Not A Professional Actor
8 Concentration Moon, Part Two
9 Concentration Moon, Part One
10 Status Back Baby
11 You Got Your Armies
12 There's No Lust In Jazz
13 Playground Psychotics
14 Childish Perversions
15 Champagne Lecture
16 A Small Eternity With Yoko Ono
17 Scumbag
18 Sharleena
19 Super Grease
20 Learning "Penis Dimension"
21 Don't Take Me Down
22 A Typical Sound Check
23 The Living Garbage Truck
24 Here Comes The Gear, Lads
25 A Bunch Of Adventures
26 Divan
27 It's A Good Thing We Get Paid To Do This
28 He's Watching
29 You There, With The Hard On!
30 Beer Shampoo
31 I'm Doomed
32 This Is Neat
33 Wonderful Wino
34 I Could Be A Star Now
35 Botulism On The Hoof
36 Diptheria Blues
37 Mom & Dad
38 The Mudshark Interview
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