Текст песни Childish Perversions - Frank Zappa , The Mothers of Invention

Howard: Oh, still drinks it, man ... what a man! Gotta prove himself!
Mark: Talk about childish perversions!
Howard: Where's Simmons?
Mark: It don't matter, he's in the, he's gettin' out of it, man. He knows where .. .
Aynsley: He knew what he's got out, man.
Howard: I'll get him, man .. .
Aynsley: Here, take [...]
Howard: Yes, Aynsley, you give me the cue and you
Let me know when is safe to get him .. .
Aynsley: Ok, man, I don't mind beer poured on my head, when I'm saturated .. .
You can pour it on my head, any time.
Howard: I don't wanna pour it on your head, man.
Ian?: What am I waiting for, man?
Aynsley: Just shut up, Georgie.
Mark: There he is, man.
Howard: Fucking creep, I can't even stand it!
You, you're so jive I can't even believe it, man!
Mark: For a year and a half he used to pour water over my head.
Howard: Water! It's what ... I could have stood water!
Jeff: Well, what I'm saying is ... He did it to me
Howard: A little bit, man .. .
Jeff: A little bit? Feel that! It's still wet, man!
Mark: Well, listen, I mean, look at that
Jeff: Well, listen, man. Hit me. Take me.
Howard: I don't wanna hit you .. .
Jeff: Take me. Take me, I'm yours. Take me away, man.
Howard: It don't mean anything now, man!
Jeff: I heard you ranting and raving you were gonna get me, man.
Howard: What are you saying, man?
Jeff: I was up on the second floor of the stairs, just goin',
"Wow, man!" Barber's voice is getting uptight and everybody's eeeeeh!
Howard: What are you talking about, man?
Nobody plotted to get you! You lied there on the ground.
Jeff: No, I mean just now!
Howard: You ... Oh, that!
Jeff: I didn't mean ... No one plotted get me, no one wants to get me.
Howard: I wanna get you.
Jeff: Now you do.
Howard: I wanna get you ... I'm gonna get you.
Jeff: Okay ... get me, man.