Текст песни Help, I'm a Rock (1970 FZ Remix) - Frank Zappa

Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock (somebody)
Help, I'm a rock (please)
Help, I'm a rock (please)
Help, I'm a rock (please)
Help, I'm a rock (wow)
Help, I'm a rock (wow)
Help, I'm a rock
Help, I'm a rock (somebody helps me)

Wow, man, it's a drag being a rock

I wish I was anything but a rock
Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman
Hey, you know what?
You know maybe if I practice, you know
Maybe if I pass my driving test
I could get a gig drivin' that bus that pick the freaks up in front of Ben Frank's, right?

Help, I'm a cop
Help, I'm a cop
Help, I'm a cop
Help, I'm a cop (help, I'm a rock)
Help, I'm a cop (help, I'm a rock)

It's a drag being a cop
I think I'd rather be the mayor

I always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know

I always wondered whether or not
Whether or not I could make it
You know, in society, because
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected

So I tore the cover off a book of matches
I sent in

And I got this letter back that said...