Текст песни Lonely Person Devices - Frank Zappa

Has anybody ever seen Ms. Pinky?
Hey, now you're gonna know what I'm talking about
We're gonna dedicate this whole song to Ms. Pinky
For those of you who don't know about Ms. Pinky
We recently visited that colorful country Finland
And were met at the airport by a gentleman named Erik
Erik sees us everytime we go to Finland, he's a very nice person
He collects autographs and gives us presents
And when we left Finland, Erik gave me a magazine to
Read on the airplane, it was one of his favorite books
Now a lot of people have heard quite a bit about Danish pornography
But have you ever heard of Finnish pornography?
It's real different
He gave me a Finnish pornographic magazine that had some girls in it
That I couldn't even believe that they would take pictures of 'em
There was one or two in there that looked like Grace Slick
But the rest of 'em were hurtin', really hurtin'
And of course the quality of the color photography was just a little bit too far
In the red direction, you know, they printed too much red and
They were showing a lot of girls with red shoes, big like this
But when it got down to the business-like details of that interesting zone
Between the legs these hunks of meat hanging down from the little
Bushes of hair all looked like they were horribly infected
Anyway, thumbing through the magazine, there was an advertisement
In there for a product, it's a lonely person product, and I know you have
Quite a few lonely person products here in Denmark
There's so many shops that are dedicated to the needs of the lonely German
The lonely Italian, the lonely American and the lonely Spanish
Person that drifts into your territory
Now, there are many lonely person products, you know
The most basic of all of these is the vibrator
And uh, it, it can be very useful and entertaining used properly
But when you start branching out into little things like Rover's Reamer
Has anybody ever seen Rover's Reamer?
It's a plastic dog dick about this long with a crank in the end of it
Now that is definitely a lonely person product, and Ms. Pinky
Is another one of those special lonely person products
Ms. Pinky is shorter than the average girl because she
Doesn't have a body, all she's got is a head
She's got a rubber head and her eyes are closed and her mouth is wide open
And she's got her lips rolled back over her teeth so she doesn't hurt you very much
And she's washable
So we're gonna dedicate this song to Ms. Pinky for all the good work that
She has done for everybody who sent away for her in the Finnish magazine
And especially for the guy in the back who has probably got Ms. Pinky
Sitting in his lap right now, tucked away underneath of his overcoat
Just down there, having a good time