Frank Zappa - Make a Sex Noise текст песни

Текст песни Make a Sex Noise - Frank Zappa



Now ladies and gentlemen
We don't normally do this but just because this is Saint Patrick's Day
This is our special Saint Patrick's Day program
And I even wear a green shirt and everything
We wanna try and work a little bit of
Well let's just say home grown irish flavor into this program
Now bring the band on down behind me boys
This is really quite technical
You understand that each ethnic group has characteristics
And these characteristics are generally made fun of by other ethnic groups
Now I happen to feel that the Irish people in this country have gotten a "bum rap"
To use a common expression
Many people feel that Irish people in America simply aren't sexy
Now in order to dispell the ethnic myth
That people of the Irish persuasion are not particulary sexy
We are going to make it possible for volunteers
From the audience tonight to demonstrate just how hot they are
Now what I would like to have...
I would like to have at least four girls
Who think they are Irish to come up here .. .
No, they have, no, no, no, they have to be volunteers
You have to volunteer for this, it can't be under duress
I, no, let me explain, this is very scientific, we need two more
Okay heh, you all think you're Irish, right? OK, ok
Now listen, quiet please, this is very very scientific
That's right, in order to prove that you are genuinely hot
We're going to give you, each and every one
An opportunity to make a sex noise with musical accompaniment
And so:
Make a sex noise!
Say
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Make a sex noise!
Now, I'm not sure that each and everyone of these contestants
Is truly Irish in the biblical sense of the word
But I think we have to give them credit
For coming up here and representing the Irish people in Binghamton tonight
Especially when you realize that that's about the only form of safe sex left in America
Hah hah hah!



Авторы: Zappa Frank


Frank Zappa - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6
Альбом You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore, Vol. 6
дата релиза
01-01-2012

1 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
2 I Have Been in You
3 The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
4 Make a Sex Noise
5 We're Turning Again
6 The Illinois Enema Bandit
7 Lobster Girl
8 Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
9 Tryin' to Grow a Chin
10 Thirteen
11 NYC Halloween Audience
12 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
13 Emperor of Ohio
14 Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me
15 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
16 Black Napkins
17 Dinah-Moe Humm
18 Crew Slut
19 I'm So Cute
20 Muffin Man
21 Camarillo Brillo
22 Lisa's Life Story
23 He's So Gay
24 Tracy Is a Snob
25 Is That Guy Kidding Or What'
26 Lonely Person Devices
27 Catholic Girls
28 The Poodle Lecture
29 Dirty Love
30 Magic Fingers
31 Father O’Blivion
32 White Person
33 Ms. Pinky
34 Shove It Right In
35 Alien Orifice
36 200 Motels Finale
37 Strictly Genteel




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