Текст песни Montana (Deluxe Bonus Version/Live) - Frank Zappa

I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of
Dental floss

Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down
In a little white box
I can sell uptown

But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Well, I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
To somebody else

Ah, but then on the other hand I would
Keep the wax
And melt it down
Pluck the floss
And swish it around

And I would have me a crop
And it'd be on top
That's why I'm movin' to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
(Whoopie ty-yo ty-ay)

Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mental toss flykune

I'm going to find me a horse
Just about this big
And ride that sucker all along the border line

With a pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

But by myself I wouldn't have no boss
'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss
Raisin' my lonely
Dental floss

Well, I might ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin' in the moonlighty night

And then I would
Get a cup of coffee
And give my foot a push
Just me and the pygmy pony
Over by the dental floss bush

And then I might just
Jump back on
And ride like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana

Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
(You can sing along on this too)
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon
I was movin' to Montana soon
Movin' to Montana soon

Goodnight, you've been a red hot audience (movin' to Montana soon)
(Movin' to Montana soon)