Текст песни Mudd Club - Live - Frank Zappa

And here, here we are at the Mudd Club, y'all
I hope you recharge yourself
'Cause the show is about to begin

Hey, they're really dancin', they're on auto-destruct
On the floor, on the pipe, bouncin' off of the wall
Hey, the people here are really tearin' it up
On the side, in the back, by the front of the stage
They ain't really crazy, you can take it from me
I should know 'cause I go everytime I'm in town
If you never tried it, lemme straighten you out
It's the best kind of place to unsfasten yourself

Mudd Club
All the way downtown
Mudd Club
They ain't messin' around
Mudd Club
Just turn to the left and look around
Because it's there somewhere

If you ain't found it, you better hurry up
Because the folks down there is on auto-destruct
And so can you be too
The fact of the matter it's made for you

Try it on a Saturday about four o'clock in the morning
Or even on a Monday at midnight
When there's just a few of those fabulous Poodles
Doing the Peppermint Twist for real
In a black sack dress with nine inch heels
And then a guy with a blue mohawk comes in
In serious leather

And all the rest of whom for which to when
So never of partially indeterminate biochemical degradation
Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle
Of their foaming nocturnal parametric whole-wheat
Interfaith geothermal terpsichorean ejactamenta

In serious leather, in serious chains
In serious type of clothing
From when they come downtown
From the ruins of Studio 54
To twist and frugg in an arrogant gesture
To the best of what the twentieth century has to offer

And I do me an offer at the Mudd Club
Now listen
Al Malkin is down there right now
Looking for a virgin with nice breath
Maybe it's you John and you don't even know it

Hey, they're really dancin', they're on auto-destruct
On the floor, on the pipe, bouncin' off of the wall
Hey, the people here are really tearin' it up
On the side, in the back, by the front of the stage
They ain't really crazy, you can take it from me
I should know 'cause I go everytime I'm in town
If you never tried it, lemme straighten you out
It's the best kind of place to unsfasten yourself