Текст песни Porn Wars Skit - Frank Zappa

Okay, ehemm
This is Frank Zappa
With today′s edition of porn wars

Did you know that today
Senator Hollings, Democrat South Carolina
Has demanded legislation to do a way with
Porn rock by December?

Here is Senator Hollings
You have a clip that says
"And if I could do away with it constitutionally
I would"
Yeah, thank you, Senator Hollings

Now, during the senate hearing on September 19th
It was noted that
"Quite a bit of conflicting testimony arose
As to the matter of whether or not
Legislation was wanted or was not wanted"

Here is Senator Danforth, Republican from Missouri
He'll say, "No, we don′t want any legislation"
Thank you, Senator Danforth
Now, let's hear from Senator Exon of Nebraska
He will say, "Here is one senator who does want legislation"
And now let's hear from, oh
Thank you, Senator Exon

And now, let′s hear from some of the ladies
From the PMRC themselves
Here is a question from Senator Gore to Mrs. Gore
And he asks, "Whether or not legislation is wanted?"
No actually, Exon also asks, so I′ll do it, too
You can choose which one of you like
Here is a, here is a direct question from Senator Exon
To Mrs. Tipper Gore

As you can see
Mrs. Gore says, she is not interested
In legislation or regulation, why?
Because the PMRC has a tax-exempt status
They have a tax number which indicates that
If they raise money for or lobby for legislation
They are no longer tax-exempt
It is a little wonder that they do not ask for legislation
But they don't have to ask for legislation
Because here′s Senator Hollings again
Thank you, Senator Hollings

And now, let's get an interesting
Sort of feminist slant on the whole matter
From Senator Paula Hawkins, Republican form Florida
And she will say, "There is no absolute right to free speech
Nobody has the right to scream fire in a burning building"
Okay, thank you, Paula
Very astute and I know you did want that entered in the congressional record
Because you said so, and here′s a videotape of you saying so

Now, in the rest of your testimony, Senator Hawkins
You went on to make some very, very startling revelations
About porn rock and then you'll get her to say
"Porn rock, ahh, it′s my life"
Ooh, very interesting, Senator Hawkins
Okay, is that enough of that kind of stuff?
Okay