Frank Zappa - The Dangerous Kitchen (Live) текст песни

Текст песни The Dangerous Kitchen (Live) - Frank Zappa



The dangerous kitchen
If it aint't one thing it's another
In the middle of the night when you get home
The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy
The meat thing
Where the cats ate through the paper
The soft little things on the floor that you step on
They can all be dangerous
Sometimes
The milk can hurt you
If you put it on your cereal
Before you smell the plastic container
And the stuff in the strainer
Has a mind of its own
So be very careful
In the dangerous kitchen
When the night time has fallen
And the roaches are crawlin
In the kitchen of danger
You can feel like a stranger
The bananas are black
The got flies in the back
And also the chicken
In the dish with the foil
Where the cream is all clabbered
And the salad is frightful
Your return in the evening
Can be less than delightful
You must walk very careful
You must not lean against it
It can get on you clothing
It can follow you in
As you walk to the bedroom
And you take all your clothes off
While you're sleeping
It crawls off
It gets in your bed
It could get on your face then
It could eat your complexion
You could die from the danger
Of the dangerous kitchen
Who the fuck wants to clean it?
It's disgusting and dirty
The sponge on the drainer
Is stinky and squirty
If you squeeze it when you wipe up
What you get on your hands then
Could un-balance your glands and
Make you blind or whatever
In the dangerous kitchen
At my house tonight



Авторы: Frank Zappa


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1 The Florida Airport Tape (Live)
2 Once Upon a Time (Live)
3 Sofa, No. 1 (Live)
4 The Mammy Anthem (Live)
5 You Didn't Try To Call Me - live
6 Diseases of the Band (Live)
7 Tryin' to Grow a Chin (Live)
8 Let's Make the Water Turn Black / Harry, You're a Beast / The Orange County Lumber Truck (Live)
9 The Groupie Routine (Live)
10 Ruthie-Ruthie (Live)
11 Babette (Live)
12 I'm the Slime (Live)
13 Big Swifty - Live, 1988
14 Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Live
15 Plastic People (Live)
16 The Torture Never Stops - Live
17 Fine Girl (Live)
18 Zomby Woof (Live)
19 Sweet Leilani (Live)
20 Oh No - Live, 1988
21 Be In My Video (Live)
22 The Deathless Horsie (Live)
23 The Dangerous Kitchen (Live)
24 Dumb All Over - Live
25 Heavenly Bank Account - Live
26 Suicide Chump - Live
27 Tell Me You Love Me (Live)
28 Sofa, No. 2 (Live)




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