Текст песни The Dangerous Kitchen (Live) - Frank Zappa
The
dangerous
kitchen
If
it
aint't
one
thing
it's
another
In
the
middle
of
the
night
when
you
get
home
The
bread
things
are
all
dry
'n'
scratchy
The
meat
thing
Where
the
cats
ate
through
the
paper
The
soft
little
things
on
the
floor
that
you
step
on
They
can
all
be
dangerous
Sometimes
The
milk
can
hurt
you
If
you
put
it
on
your
cereal
Before
you
smell
the
plastic
container
And
the
stuff
in
the
strainer
Has
a
mind
of
its
own
So
be
very
careful
In
the
dangerous
kitchen
When
the
night
time
has
fallen
And
the
roaches
are
crawlin
In
the
kitchen
of
danger
You
can
feel
like
a
stranger
The
bananas
are
black
The
got
flies
in
the
back
And
also
the
chicken
In
the
dish
with
the
foil
Where
the
cream
is
all
clabbered
And
the
salad
is
frightful
Your
return
in
the
evening
Can
be
less
than
delightful
You
must
walk
very
careful
You
must
not
lean
against
it
It
can
get
on
you
clothing
It
can
follow
you
in
As
you
walk
to
the
bedroom
And
you
take
all
your
clothes
off
While
you're
sleeping
It
crawls
off
It
gets
in
your
bed
It
could
get
on
your
face
then
It
could
eat
your
complexion
You
could
die
from
the
danger
Of
the
dangerous
kitchen
Who
the
fuck
wants
to
clean
it?
It's
disgusting
and
dirty
The
sponge
on
the
drainer
Is
stinky
and
squirty
If
you
squeeze
it
when
you
wipe
up
What
you
get
on
your
hands
then
Could
un-balance
your
glands
and
Make
you
blind
or
whatever
In
the
dangerous
kitchen
At
my
house
tonight
1 The Florida Airport Tape (Live)
2 Once Upon a Time (Live)
3 Sofa, No. 1 (Live)
4 The Mammy Anthem (Live)
5 You Didn't Try To Call Me - live
6 Diseases of the Band (Live)
7 Tryin' to Grow a Chin (Live)
8 Let's Make the Water Turn Black / Harry, You're a Beast / The Orange County Lumber Truck (Live)
9 The Groupie Routine (Live)
10 Ruthie-Ruthie (Live)
11 Babette (Live)
12 I'm the Slime (Live)
13 Big Swifty - Live, 1988
14 Don't Eat the Yellow Snow - Live
15 Plastic People (Live)
16 The Torture Never Stops - Live
17 Fine Girl (Live)
18 Zomby Woof (Live)
19 Sweet Leilani (Live)
20 Oh No - Live, 1988
21 Be In My Video (Live)
22 The Deathless Horsie (Live)
23 The Dangerous Kitchen (Live)
24 Dumb All Over - Live
25 Heavenly Bank Account - Live
26 Suicide Chump - Live
27 Tell Me You Love Me (Live)
28 Sofa, No. 2 (Live)
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