Mental Hot Foots

This is something you can do
For practical humor
Do this on television
If you can get into a suc
Out of the side of a television story
With a major covering a tragedy in Luxi Luis
Hey willy
You know the kind of thing
Were your not the center of attention
Cause they will edit you out if you do this
As the center speaker
You must be on the side lines
And what you do is
You don't say this
But you move your lips to it
And what you move your lips to is
I hope all you stupid lip readers are looking in
Have you ever tried backing out of Jack in the box man
Uh its fucking great
But here's what you can do in jack in
This is a good fun thing
If you have any drive in restaurant in your area
You drive in to the first jack in the box
And you would say to Jack
You give Jack your order
Hi Jack hey
And you give jack your order
And drive up and when the guy open the window
He hand you a bag and he says 2, 52
You pay him and you leave
And you go to the nearest Jack in the box
And you are right up there
You give Jack your order
You give him the same order
And you drive up
And when the open the window
You hand him the bag and say 2, 52
Here's another one
You do that at department store
Go to the handkerchief counter
They a lovely lady there
And you say to her
Do you have any monogrammed handkerchief
And she said yes
What initial would you like
And say uh i don't know
I hadn't even thought of it really uh
I don't know give me an R
An L uhm two P's a Q
Hey what ever is not moving let me have it
You'd make the ladies life
Not just her day
For thanks giving generations to come
She be saying, I thing
Did I tell you about the weirdo that came in
You would be famous forever men
You can make a persons life
Alright
I'd tell you some am ganna do
This is a real mental hot foot
What i wanna do is
I wanna have my car ridge up
So that I have a white cane
With a red trip
On each of the fenders
And am ganna put on a dark sunglasses
And drive very Ridgely
They a lot of fun you can have man