Текст песни Man's Best Friend - George Clinton

Uh-huh, uh-huh, ooh, yeah

Give me back and I'll take it
Throw your ball, I'll run and chase it
Lend you the newspaper
Treat me good, I'll do you tricks
Treat me mean, I'll catch a fit
I just love it when I'm in your lap

I said a dog is man's best friend
I said a dog is girl's best friend

Ooh, fox can be foxy (Brother wolf, he's the guy)
Shades red through the woods and lakes and rocks
But a dog is a dog is a dog is a dog
Unlike a wolf who'll make a widow
Wilt a brand new walk
I'm like they say "Good luck to you, baby"
When you're lost out in the snow
I feel like Santa Claus out in the desert
When Joe can use some snow
Ooh, then dog is man's best friend
When Joe can use some snow
Ooh, ooh
Joe can use some snow, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah

Pat my back, pat my back
Pat my back, I'm contented
Scratch my tail and I will wag it
Lend you the newspaper
Extend your hand and I will lick it
Toss a stick, I'll run and get it
Just a bone, I'll be forever in your favor
Standing guard in the yard

'Cause dog is man's best friend (Standing on guard)
'Cause dog is girl's best friend (Standing guard in the yard)
'Cause dog is man's best friend (Standing on guard)
'Cause dog is girl's best friend (Standing guard in the yard)

And don't forget puppy love
Ain't no difference about bad enough bark
But you wanna sniff my bark
And I'll control the dog
Who that?
Gerberoofa, woof, woof
Let's rock

Oh, I know who you are
You're no dog, you're Sunshine
Anytime I hear someone say "Gerberoofa"
I know it's Sunshine and that peacock clown
But I will never dance, I will never dance
I am Sun and peacock, and I will never dance
I'm dog breath, I'm puppy child
I am dog breath, puppy child
Don't bury your best friend, huh?
You're not dog, you're just dog breath
You're not dog, you're dog breath

Extend your hand and I will lick it
Toss a stick, I'll run and get it
Just a bone, I'll be forever in your favor
Standing guard in the yard, guard

Back in the fields, back in the yard
Back in the fields, back in the yard
Back in the fields, back in the yard
Back in the fields, back in the yard
I, I, I, I, ooh, yeah, ooh, dog, hey
Yeah, hey, hey

Dog is man's best friend, his best friend
Dog is a woman's best friend, best friend, best friend
Dog is man's best friend, his best friend
Dog is a woman's best friend, best friend, best friend
Dog is man's best friend, his best friend
Dog is a woman's best friend, best friend, best friend
Dog is man's best friend, his best friend
Dog is a woman's best friend, best friend, best friend

Dog is man's best friend
Dog is girl's best friend
Dog is man's best friend
Dog is girl's best friend
Standing guard in the yard, standing guard in the yard
Dog is man's best friend
Dog is girl's best friend
Dog is man's best friend
Dog is girl's best friend
Standing guard in the yard, standing guard in the yard