Текст песни You'd Be Far Better Off In A Home - George Formby

When you′re on leave you like a bit of fluff
When you're on leave you like a bit of stuff
When you′re on leave you never get enough
Go chase me round the barrack square
You'd be far better off in a home
You'd be far better off in a home
You′d be far better off
Far better off, far better off in a home
Our Annie′s joined up a week come Saturday
Annie's joined up, the Army shouts hooray
She′s a F.A.N.Y 'cause she′s fanny that way
So we chased her all around the barrack square
But she's be far better off in a home
She′s be far better off in a home
She'd be far better off
Far better off, far better off in a home
Mussolini has been a perfect ass
Like old Goering he's all puffed up with gas
Soon we′ll kick him right up the Brenner Pass
Then we′ll chase him all round the barrack square
Causes he'd be far better off in a home
He′d be far better off in a home
He'd be far better off, far better off
Far better off in a home
There′s a sergeant by the name of Moses
Getting fatter and everybody knows
It's a year now since the sergeant saw his toes
And he chases himself around the barrack square
He′d be far better off in a home
He'd be far better off in a home
He'd be far better off, far better off
Far better off in a home
When it′s over the crowds will shout and bawl
When it′s over back to civvies we will crawl
The Sergeant Major can stick his passes on the wall
Then chase himself around the barrack square
'Cause you′ll be far better off in a home
You'll be far better off in a home
You′ll be far better off, far better off
Far better off in a home