Текст песни Better on Paper - Huey Mack , gianni & kyle

Ya, you met him on a blind date
Think he the one 'cause he a safe bet
Or he might have a 401k
But he ain't out here cashing all these Mike's Hard checks, ah yes
I can't be the guy to fix your plumming
But fuck it I can pay someone to do it for you
You say your man can't even pass the bar to be a lawyer
And every time he talk about his day I know it bore you
You need somebody that can make your mom proud
I'd rather be the guy that's gonna make you moan loud
Really wanna be a housewife in upstate New York
Five star dinners in the shopping mall food court
Lame-ass, minivan-driving man, purse wearing
Wonder why you on vacation out in Ocean City, Maryland
Or somewhere to send your budget like that
Trust me baby girl I'm just nothing like that
What you don't see, he ain't got nothing on me
And I know it's hard to believe, but I've got all that you've need
I know he look better on paper, but that shit overrated
Oh, he look better on paper, but you say reading outdated
Ah, yeah