Текст песни 503-774-6000 - IHBN

Yuh, doo, doo, doo, mm
503-744-6000
This the number that you call
If you want them Skutts
I just ordered a new Skutt, it was (beep, beep, beep) brand
(Ay, ay, 5)
I took a bite out of the Skutt cookie, it was bland (woah, woah, 0)
I took a bite out of the Skutt cake, it was sand (Mmm, 3)
I went to the Skutt buffet, my time was grand (Yuh-uh, 7)
I always took good care of my Skutts
I ain't never had a broken Skutt
I'm the number one customer (Yeah)
But Jaybezz Skutts have always been broken
He likes South Park, his favorite character is Token
He's been in the pool for hours, he's been soaking
(I'm not joking, I am hoping)
The founder of Skutts said he wanted Skutt DNA, so he took a strand
Guess what? I just fuckin' saw Ferdinand
He said he had a plan, and then he took my hand
He fed me Raisin Bran
From the Ferdihouse, I got (Banned)
I walked home and started crying
It felt like I was dying
Nah, I ain't hiding
Yeah
I just ordered a new Skutt, it was (beep, beep, beep) brand
(Ay, ay, 7)
I took a bite out of the Skutt cookie, it was bland (woah, woah, 4)
I took a bite out of the Skutt cake, it was sand (Mmm, 6)
I went to the Skutt buffet, my time was grand (Yuh-uh, 0)
I always took good care of my Skutts
I ain't never had a broken Skutt
I'm the number one customer (Yeah)
Don't tell Skutt, but I've been using Heath (Just joking)
I could never use another brand
I'm IHBN, yeah, I'm the fuckin' man
I got called the f word by a friend of Ferdinand's
You are literally one of them, do not call me that (Hahahah)
IHBN, Skuttas 4, the greatest album ever, no cap
I just ordered a new Skutt, it was (beep, beep, beep) brand
(Ay, ay, 0)
I took a bite out of the Skutt cookie, it was bland (woah, woah, 0)
I took a bite out of the Skutt cake, it was sand (Mmm)
I went to the Skutt buffet, my time was grand (Yuh-uh)
I always took good care of my Skutts
I ain't never had a broken Skutt
I'm the number one customer (Yeah)
I had to flip the Skutt over (No)
I'm finna call them, aight
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