Текст песни New F****n Skutt Model 2 - IHBN

Mm
Woo
Yeah
Woo
I got a new Skutt model
I got a new Skutt model
I got a new fuckin' Skutt model
This one big as hell, I don't think it's gonna fit in a bottle
Tristan's playin' spin the bottle, it landed on [?]
So now he has to kiss [?], while Alanys watches
Tristan is starin' at all the crotches
He said he's gonna turn it up a few notches
Guess who he's not making proud? His bosses
Guess who I just saw in English? Dawson
I got on hella drip, I'm like a broken faucet
Tristan's a poser (Tristan's a poser)
Tristan hates Jews, he's givin' them food that isn't kosher
(Tristan hates Jews, he's givin' them food that isn't kosher)
It's like he's from Papa's Pizzeria, he's a closer (yeah)
(It's like he's from Papa's Pizzeria, he's a closer)
He doesn't know that I have a new fuckin' Skutt model
It's Quitno brand
But it fuckin' exploded, Mans
The Skutt took my hand
Alanys took Tristan's hand, and made him fuck [?]
He said, "No, I don't want to do it"
But he had to do it anyway
Yeah, oh, oh, I shit my pants, oh no
Tristan shit his pants, oh no
Bitch, get out of my life, you stupid hoe
Alanys just wants to know, why did Tristan kiss [?]
Yeah, you can't compete with my Skutt, uh
They wanna fuck me in the butt
I'm like, "hell no"
Don't be jealous of my Skutt
They keep saying, "how am I supposed to get that Skutt?" "What?"
All you gotta do is, go on Skutt.com
I already told y'all on "yeah yeah yeah" Tristan's gonna bring a bomb
Guess who was disappointed? His mom
(Guess who was disappointed? His mom)
His mom, doesn't know
That her son, is friends with
A professional Skutter, yeah
Pottery wheels
Are one of my favorite products that we make here at Skutt
And it really is indicative of the pride and the care
That our entire team puts into producing our pottery wheels
And I couldn't ask for a better group to make these products
From our engineering team
Which is a group that's constantly looking for ways to improve quality
Find something innovative to put into our products
Or to our production team who is a team of true craftsmen
Of our trade that take the time and the care to ensure
That we produce wheels that are synonymous with the Skutt brand
It's just remarkable
Good management
When you come with ideas
You tell them, "I have this idea"
What can we do?
Like red wheels, I introduced it 2 years ago
3 years ago
And now in the process of getting to the customs
(Getting to the customs, getting to the customs)
I got a new fuckin' Skutt model
This one big as hell, I don't think it's gonna fit in a bottle
Tristan's playin' spin the bottle, it landed on [?]
So now he has to kiss [?], while Alanys watches
Tristan is starin' at all the crotches
He said he's gonna turn it up a few notches
Guess who he's not making proud? His bosses
Guess who I just saw in English? Dawson
I got on hella drip, I'm like a broken faucet
Tristan's a poser (Tristan's a poser)
Tristan hates Jews, he's givin' them food that isn't kosher
(Tristan hates Jews, he's givin' them food that isn't kosher)
It's like he's from Papa's Pizzeria, he's a closer (yeah)
(It's like he's from Papa's Pizzeria, he's a closer)