Текст песни Mad Professor - Insane Clown Posse

Oh, shit, he's here
Hi
Uhh, how ya doing? Is this the right place for that furniture, ahh
Yeah, sure is come on in
Pretty nice place here you got here, cobwebs are a nice touch
So that's the couch, eh?
Yeah, we got some, um, take a look at the upholstery right there
That's pretty fucking nice, I haven't seen
Whoa, you all right there
Excuse me real upholstery

I ain't seen nothing like that since shit like back in the-
Mutherfucker!
You want my couch?
You motherfucker
I need your mutherfucking brain!
You can't have my couch!
What the fuck are you thinking?
Now come here you big fat motherfucker get on the table!

I was never popular, this I'll admit, fuck school
School never liked me, cool
All the kids would always beat me 'til I'm half dead
Make fun of the size of my forehead
But that shit never bothered me
See momma and mother, they owned a lot of property
They had a science lab in the basement and that's where my free time
Well, all my time was spent

I made a mouse with a chicken head, it clucked three times
Cluck, cluck, cluck, then it was dead
I made a lot of things cool
Like a frog with a turkey neck, it was the shit, yeah!
But I'm still lonely, I need a homey
So, I collected limbs and made me a zombie
I could have made a girlie friend
But fuck that, I got my girlie right here
Yeah!

(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me
(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), we will rule eternity

So, this is like where you live?
That's right, why you don't like it?
I mean, oh my god, it's dirty
Do you like
Shut up, bitch!
Gimme your tippy-toes!

I used some many body parts, it was crazy
I killed a whole bunch of motherfucker's like, what 80?
They all chipped in on my special friend
Everything helps, even if you got a finger to lend, come on!
I hear the other children playing outside
"Keep it down you little bitches, I'll skin your fucking hides"
Careful, this part's wack (what?)
Somehow I gotta attach this nut sack (eh!)

Shit! Fuck! I'm sawing off an elbow
Looking at the meter, my Quasar Ziptalo (what?)
Or better yet look out the fucking window (oh)
I see a storm coming, it's all most time to roll
Screw the head on, come on, come on
It's the thuggish, ruggish, bone
OK, it's time, hit the switch turn it up a hertz
Fuck! shit, didn't work

(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me
(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), we will rule eternity

I am your creature, but which one of us
Is the horror that scares little children?
Is it me, or is it the man that made me?
Who has evil in his mind created the awful thing that lies waiting to kill you

Hey
Hey, you call for a wrecka?
Sure did, come on in
I got the truck running outside, I'm gonna go ahead-
Ow, motherfucker, what you'd, what you'd hit me with a frying pan or sumthing?
What the fuck, bro?
You crazy motherfucker, ow, that shit hurts
Come here!
I'm gonna fuck you up!
Get back here! (Are you tryin' to kill me?)
He's trying to kill me!

It wasn't always easy (hell nah), let me tell ya
But fuck that (err) 'cause I ain't no failure (yeah!)
I put the shit with the veins and stuff with that wait a minute
You hear that?
Yeah!

It's alive (woo), I just gotta wake it up
Hand me that Rock N Rye
Come on
Pour it in the cup
Give it to his ass wait hold up pause
I ain't cleanin' his draws, man, fuck that!

Get him set, get him ready it's all most time
Paint his ugly ass face up almost like mine
I see him twitching, I'm on a roll
He can help me tell the whole world about the carnival (woo!)
Turn the hertz all the way up for this shit
And just wait for that (come on, come, come on, come on) lightning bolt to hit
Did it work? You make the call!
Shaggy?
What up, y'all?

(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me
(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem) (I'm alive), we will rule eternity (I'm alive!)

You can call me mad professor
I will make a friend for me
You can call me mad professor
We will rule eternity

(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), I will make a friend for me
(Under the direction of-), you can call me mad professor
(Strange as it may seem), we will rule eternity

We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity
We will rule eternity