A Woman Like You

Last night, out of the blue
Drifting off to the evening news
You said, "Honey, what would you do
If you'd have never met me?"
I just laughed, said, "I don't know
But I could take a couple guesses though"
And then tried to dig real deep
Said, "Darling, honestly
I'd do a lot more offshore fishing
I'd probably eat more drive-thru chicken
Take a few strokes off my golf game
If I'd have never known your name
I'd still be driving that old green 'Nova
I probably never would have heard of yoga
I'd be a better football fan
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well, I'd be looking for a woman like you"
Well, I could tell that got her attention
So I said, "Oh yeah, forgot to mention
I wouldn't trade a single day
For a hundred years the other way"
She just smiled and rolled her eyes
'Cause she's heard all of my lines
I said, "Come on, girl, seriously
If I hadn't been so lucky
I'd be shooting pool in my bachelor pad
Playing bass in my cover band
Restocking up on cold Bud Light
For poker every Tuesday night, yeah
I'd have a dirt bike in the shed
Not one throw pillow on the bed
I'd keep my cash in a coffee can
But if I was a single man
Alone and out there on the loose
Well, I'd be looking for a woman like you"
She knows what a mess I'd be if I didn't have her here
But to be sure
I whispered in her ear
"You know, I get sick deep-sea fishing
You make the best fried chicken
I've got a hopeless golf game
I love the sound of your name
I might miss that old green 'Nova
But I love watching you do yoga
I'd take a gold band on my hand
Over being a single man
'Cause honestly, I don't know what I'd do
If I'd never met a woman like you"