Текст песни Move Like a Monster (feat. Sibot) - Jack Parow feat. Sibot

Strecth like elastic, bons like a vet chick
So fokken slick style, fokken fantastic
In through the trapdoor, sharp like the claws on a Raptor
Kinders just asking Jack to rap more
Kiev, dis 'n plesier, brand soos 'n rissie
Ek's back again bra, bring 'n fokken kissie
Jissie, dissie fair nie, niemand kan my wen nie
So moenie kom wê-wê-wê nie
Really, yup, it's true, I fokken promise
Anders, all other Rappers make me vomit
I feel like I'm seasick, but I got a neat trick
Put in my fokken CD in, you gotta hit repeat
Works well, doesn't it?
Elke dag voel ek of ek in remake van fokken 300 is
Hulle is die Persians, ek's die hele fokken army
En in die final battle scene, is niemand fokken daar nie
No bra, it's okay, they were all stuck in Mullbray
I got your please call me, ek sal airtime nou kry
No way, jy's please fuck it, it all just sucks
Is it just me or is everything else fokken kak
Ah-whoo... crawls up like a lobster
Ah-whoo... move like a monster
Ah-whoo... call a fokken doctor
Ah-whoo... when I call fokken answer
Ah-whoo... crawls up like a lobster
Ah-whoo... move like a monster
Ah-whoo... call a fokken doctor
Ah-whoo... when I call fokken answer
Here I fokken come again, rap's fokken fun again
Everyone else is kak, fokken make fun of them
Ag, ek dink ek kort fokken behandeling
Ek nou daar bra, my girlfriend sit net gou haar tande in
Manne in, boots aan, trap soos paastyd
Hier om al die popsterre te help klim uit die kas uit
Nicholis, Bobby, Kurt en Snotkop
Huh-uh, Snotkop gay, wow chommie, fokken not a fok
I gotta talk too, this is Penn and Teller bullshit
Loose it, Parow's back to show you cool shit
Hoezit, poese, ask the minstrals
Parow voel die maer fokken chicks and ask commersials
Bring your rubber duck, en kom fokken swem in my bathtub
Come have some fun, Jack's already at the last lag
Na kak bra, bring dit terug, dis too far away
You're stuck at school, my life's a fucking holiday
Oe nee, fokkit, dies mos nou glad nie vir my nie
Ek sê vir jou afrikaans musiek is nog nie verby nie
Wake up man, jy's innie fokken pisstraal
Jy's dood in my, fokken afrikaans is taal
Ah-whoo... crawls up like a lobster
Ah-whoo... move like a monster
Ah-whoo... call a fokken doctor
Ah-whoo... when I call fokken answer
Ah-whoo... crawls up like a lobster
Ah-whoo... move like a monster
Ah-whoo... call a fokken doctor
Ah-whoo... when I call fokken answer
Girls are always like, "Jack, how you rap so good?"
U'm like listen, it's cause I'm from the future poes
How nice, with it fresh like Litchi juice
And when I freak the beat, I turn a bitchy loose
Just a "bitchy" woes, laat jou "bitchy" koes
Maar fokken leave your bitch, with the itchy poes
I'm building weird fokken worlds like I'm Doctor Seuss
Fuck the spotlight, I still stay raps recluse
Ah-whoo... crawls up like a lobster
Ah-whoo... move like a monster
Ah-whoo... call a fokken doctor
Ah-whoo... when I call fokken answer
Ah-whoo... crawls up like a lobster
Ah-whoo... move like a monster
Ah-whoo... call a fokken doctor
Ah-whoo... when I call fokken answer