Текст песни Ookie Cookie - Jeff Stults

Bro, I'm your pledge master Tony Taco
Yeah, taco, like the thing you stick meat into
All right, you fat fucks, I'm your pledge mistress
Amanda Mounts
Isn't she a fucking delight, let's give it up to our
Pledge mistress because she certainly has
Given it up to all of us
Are you fat fucks ready to pledge?
Get your dicks out
What she said
This is hell week so you better pledge like your
Lives depend on it or I'm gonna fuck your family
And throw your grandma in a wood chipper
Let's go you lazy whores!

It's all greek to me, you a total freak
Go butt to butt, go cheek to cheek
But I'm a freak too, fucked your mom this week
She a squirt queen for an old antique
Punch card pussy, gonna pledge a frat
Shave off my eyebrows, maybe kill a cat
Whorey days, glory days, tit for tat
Probably get cover from fucking a bat

But that's cool, cuz you nasty
Bro I'm woke as a joke, maybe full of coke
And you can't surpass me
But that's cool, I will risk it
If you got the good meat, I'll skeet on your brisket
Give me a bib, I'll eat that jizz biscuit

Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie
Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie
You know, douchebags gonna brag
When they gag a hot hag
Wave a flag, when you teabag
Some sad rookie eating that Ookie Cookie

You finna touch my tit, like you is Andy Cuomo
You say, "lick my dick, no homo"
You say it's the way of the brotherhood
But I don't know
I just wanna fit in, quest I'm gonna
Punch a buffalo
Preppy dude in an ascot, out in the parking lot
Holy shit! I think he's gonna fuck the mascot
He thinks he's Sir Lancelot, listening to yacht rock
Get out your phones, take a snapshot

But that's cool, get back in the saddle
If you ain't running the world then you just running errands
Whack me with your frat paddle
But that's cool, like tugging a bull
You put the bitch back in habitual
Bend over it's time for your hazing ritual

Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie
Ookie Cookie, baby give me a roofie
You know, douchebags gonna brag
When they gag a hot hag
Wave a flag, when you teabag
Some sad rookie eating that Ookie Cookie.

All right, maggots, you know how an ookie cookie
We got this big ass cookie, circle up and we're all gonna
Jack off on it, whoever cums last eats the cookie
What are you looking at?
Start stroking fuckers
Get your dicks out
Jack off solo
Let's go you lazy whores

Pledge season is not a bed of roses like it used to be
You can't just get by by rimming your pledge master or
Finger Brit Kevanaugh with a monkey paw
Look you the one over there with that hairlip
You got to hold that donkey, what are you looking at?
It's our fucking mascot, hold it it's gonna kick ya
Don't fuck the mascot

You know, douchebags gonna brag
When they gag a hot hag
Wave a flag, when you teabag
You know, douchebags gonna brag
When they gag a hot hag
Wave a flag, when you teabag

Give me a bib I'll eat that jizz biscuit