Текст песни Unfuck U - Jeff Stults

You're unbearable, bitch you terrible
You're a twitter post that's un-shareable
Your butthole jam is like drinking the dregs
Like scrabbled eggs running down yo legs
You smell like old lady hands, actin snotty
You like getting hit with a truck full of porta-potties
Like microwaved lettuce in yo slop pot
Your blown out hole sounds like a flip-flop

Hoe, you know you better pay your rent
Before my taffy ass gets belligerent
I can't believe I put you down on your knees
When you smelling like big foot's dick cheese
Fuck no, that's why I stopped halfway
I'd rather slam some clam at the tainted buffet
Nut your slut mustard all over my couch
That ain't a butthole that's a marsupial pouch

I wish I could, yeah I wish I could
Unfuck U
I wish I could, yeah I wish I could
Unfuck U

I didn't mean to bone this bag o' bones
Assed out ghetto bird blowing up my phone
You point at your bussy like it's feast or famine
I'll take the family instead of the salmon
Bitch you make me sick, like the water in Mexico
Tired of tearing up strippers
I want a tube sock gigolo
Hell no I don't wanna reminisce
Yo dick got dandruff and psoriasis
You just a dog with a bone, that's full of leas
Rap is just rape if you add the "e"
Straight to video you sad ass duck
Just offering up a fudge finger fuck
Roll up and run it back, bitch save it
You say I'm a whore, I prefer "fan favorite"
Yo smashed gash is like a death camp
You as nasty as an old person licking a stamp

I wish I could, yeah I wish I could
Unfuck U
I wish I could, yeah I wish I could
Unfuck U

Miss dude, you ain't got no class
My friend got food poisoning from eating yo ass
Piss off, bitch you killing my joy
I'm a boy to daddy and a daddy to boys
Find you a thunderstorm and fly a kite
If I'm not good enough at noon
Then I'm not good enough at midnight
Ya dumb bitch, crap sandwich
Someone should kick you square in your shit clit
Pussyface, you a lunatic
And I don't wanna blow you up with this bomb ass dick
Chewed up look like you took a fist
Pussy look like it been blown up by a terrorist
Holy spitballs, is it poetic?
I gave you good head and you just bruised my dick
Snap crackle poppers leading cocks to the slaughter
Yo pussy taste like hot dog water