Rhodies Everywhere

They're in the outback of Australia
They're in the African Karoo,
They're in the Tundra of Alaska
And there's one in Timbuktu.
They're in Papua new Guinea,
Singapore and in Rangoon;
Neil Armstrong said he even
Saw one on the moon.
They're everywhere, they're everywhere,
You can even dial-a-Rhodie if you dare;
They're a happy little nation, despite their situation,
If you need them, they'll be there 'cause there's Rhodies everywhere.
They're in the whole of Europe
From Finland down to Spain,
In the good old Middle East,
From Israel to Bahrain.
And I've heard from sources in the
FBI and KGB,
Security in the Kremlin's run by a
Guy from the BSAP.
They're everywhere, they're everywhere,
You can even dial-a-Rhodie if you dare;
They're a happy little nation, despite their situation,
If you need them, they'll be there 'cause there's Rhodies everywhere.
They're crawling out the woodwork,
They're falling out the trees,
And they're usually found
Where there's braai-smoke on the breeze.
With their vellies and their shorts,
They're a breed that's really rare
No matter where you go,
There's Rhodies everywhere
They're everywhere, they're everywhere,
You can even dial-a-Rhodie if you dare;
They're a happy little nation, despite their situation,
If you need them, they'll be there 'cause there's Rhodies everywhere.