Текст песни Gaydar's Got a Glitch - Jon Campbell

If you were my baby
I'd have a new song to sing everyday
But since I left you
I've been singing one song
Thirteen different ways
Over thirteen identical days
And I'm at a loss with this
I give up, baby, I'm asking you for a kiss

Tomorrow
Or maybe some other time
I'm scared of what you might do
Or what you might say
Maybe you'll be cool
Or maybe you'll totally hate me
And that's okay with me
If I get to be boyfriend for a day
Or two
I don't know what to do anymore
Concerning you

You should know I saw you
Roll your eyes and walk away
But I called you on your cellphone
And I was gonna ask you
If you wanna run away
If you wanna say "fuck this place"
Let's take to the sky
But you just rolled your eyes and walked away
Didn't you
I thought we were at least too good of friends
For that

So I guess you hate me
Well it's not the first time I've been turned down
In fact it happens
Everytime I leave the house
This queer can be a bitch
When your gaydar's got a serious glitch
It's a sad state of affairs
But not that you or anyone really cares

But if you were my baby
I'd have a new song to sing