Текст песни Boy Band Parody - Jon Cozart , Peter Hollens

Mid-life is tough babe, the end is nigh
I′ve seen boy bands come and go, Yeah
The wife read "Fifty shades of grey"
'Cause I couldn′t please
She left me like that, no strings attached
Every little thing I do, never seems to pull me through
Depression made my marriage break up
And my Porsche won't make love
Never got my G.E.D,
Or a guest spot on glee
Since I turned forty three.

You're insecure, feel like a bore
I′ve got a hunch we know what you′ll adore
It's time to seize, with one disease
We′ll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees
Cold corporate suits in a room can smell it
Simon says we're brand new
A horde of girls threw my date down and empty well
After they threatened to drown me in styling gel
This bands been grown from the help of my cloning cells
They all know, Oh oh
They all know were beautiful
Songs manufactured so carefully
Flip of my hair, I cure cancer and heart disease
Me me me me me me me me me, us, me me
We all know, Oh oh

We all know we′re beautiful
That's what makes you buy our shhhh.
I got so old
Just Rollin′ in, mickey gold.
But I lost control
And I'm ready to smoke a bowl.
Big Disney's diggin′ for treasure
Took my youth as a financial endeavor

But my pure fingers ready for pleasure
So I′m breaking up (breaking up) with you Disney
And lightin' up (lightin′ up) with team Miley.
(Yeah) Your one desire
Make us retire
Don't care how hard you pray
Backstreet is here to stay.
(Sex appeal)
It′s our sixth or seventh comeback
(Buns of steel)
One guy still has a six pack
Let's get real
Calling milf′s and Tyler Oakley
Backstreet is here to stay.
Your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom
Our demographic!
In this consumer market
Your mom is our target
(We're touring with the new kids) For our boy band buffet
'Cause backstreet is here to stay,
Yeah, boy bands are here to stay.