Текст песни Baby Got Back - Jonathan Coulton
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
I
like
big
butts
and
I
cannot
lie
You
other
brothers
can't
deny
When
a
girl
walks
in
with
an
itty-bitty
waist
And
a
round
thing
in
your
face
You
get
sprung,
wanna
pull
up
tough
You
notice
that
butt
was
stuffed
Deep
in
the
jeans
she's
wearing
I'm
hooked
and
I
can't
stop
staring
Ooh
babe,
I
wanna
get
wit'cha
And
take
your
pretty
picture
My
homeboys
tried
to
warn
me
But
that
butt
you
got
makes
me
so
horny
Ooh,
Rumplesmoothskin
You
say
you
wanna
get
in
my
Benz?
Well,
use
me,
use
me
'Cause
you
ain't
that
average
groupie
I've
seen
them
dancin'
To
hell
with
romancin'
She's
sweat,
wet
Got
it
goin'
like
a
turbo
'Vette
I'm
tired
of
magazines
Sayin'
flat
butts
are
the
thing
Take
the
average
black
man
and
ask
him
that
She
gotta
pack
much
back
So,
fellas
(yeah),
fellas
(yeah)
Has
your
girlfriend
got
the
butt?
(yeah)
Tell
her
to
shake
it,
shake
it
Shake
that
healthy
butt
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
I
like
'em
round
and
big
And
when
I'm
throwin'
a
gig
I
just
can't
help
myself,
I'm
actin'
like
an
animal
Now
here's
my
scandal
I
wanna
get
you
home
And
whoa,
double-up,
whoa,
whoa
I
ain't
talkin'
'bout
Playboy
'Cause
silicone
parts
are
made
for
toys
I
want
'em
real
thick
and
juicy
So
find
that
juicy
double
Jonny
C's
in
trouble
Beggin'
for
a
piece
of
that
bubble
So
I'm
lookin'
at
rock
videos
Knock-kneed
bimbos
walkin'
like
hoes
You
can
have
them
bimbos
I'll
keep
my
women
like
Flo
Jo
A
word
to
the
thick
soul
sisters,
I
wanna
get
with
ya
I
won't
cuss
or
hit
ya
But
I
gotta
be
straight
when
I
say
I
wanna...
*quack*
Till
the
break
of
dawn
Baby,
got
it
goin'
on
A
lot
of
simps
won't
like
this
song
'Cause
them
punks
like
to
hit
it
and
quit
it
And
I'd
rather
stay
and
play
'Cause
I'm
long,
and
I'm
strong
And
I'm
down
to
get
the
friction
on
So,
ladies
(yeah),
ladies
(yeah)
If
you
wanna
roll
in
my
Mercedes
(yeah)
Then
turn
around,
stick
it
out
Even
white
boys
got
to
shout
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
Actually,
when,
when
it
comes
to
females
Cosmo
does
not
have
very
much
to
do
at
all
with
my
selection
I
mean,
36-24-36?
Maybe,
if
she's
5'
3"
So
your
girlfriend
rolls
a
Honda
Playin'
workout
tapes
by
Fonda
But
Fonda
ain't
got
a
motor
in
the
back
of
her
Honda
My
anaconda
don't
want
none
Unless
you
have
got
buns,
hon
You
can
do
side
bends
or
sit-ups
But
please
don't
lose
that
butt
Some
brothers
wanna
play
that
"hard"
role
And
tell
you
that
the
butt
ain't
gold
So
they
toss
it
and
they
leave
it
And
I
pull
up
quick
to
retrieve
it
So,
Cosmo
says
you're
fat
Well,
I
ain't
down
with
that
'Cause
your
waist
is
small
and
your
curves
are
kickin'
And
I'm
thinkin'
bout
stickin'
To
the
beanpole
dames
in
the
magazines
You
ain't
it,
Miss
Thing
Give
me
a
sister,
I
can't
resist
her
Red
beans
and
rice
didn't
miss
her
Some
knucklehead
tried
to
dis
'Cause
his
girls
are
on
my
list
He
had
game
but
he
chose
to
hit
'em
And
I
pull
up
quick
to
get
with
'em
So,
ladies
(yeah),
if
the
butt
is
round
(yeah)
And
you
want
a
triple-X
throw
down
(yeah)
Dial
1-900-JONNYC
And
kick
them
nasty
thoughts
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
(L.A.
face
with
the
Oakland
booty)
(Little
in
the
middle)
Baby
got
back
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