Текст песни Shank Your Nan - JrodBroccoli

And now your grandma has to suffer

I don't care if im rash if you move mad you nan will get splashed
Not fair, don't care her head will get bashed
Cut the breaks of the car and let the ting crash
That's your grandma? Well I'm brushing her teeth with a hammer
Don't care if I'm chucked in the slammer pull mans pistol back and then blam her
D-d-did I stammer? No!
Run down your grandma with the Rambo
Down Six foot deep that's where she can go
Put her to sleep I'll watch your nan go
Won't stop at one I want both your grandmas
Roll em up and smoke both your grandmas
Sniper rifle no scope your grandmas
Bare hands yeah I'll choke all your grandmas
Choke both your grandmas you only have two fam what
Your nan will be found
Track your nan I'm hunting her down and nah (nah)
I'm not stopping tell nan her front door needs locking
And when I get your nans addy best know I'll be outside knocking like
What's good Brenda? Hop in the Chevrolet and rear end her
Confiscate her cane and then end her Humpty Dumpty how you can't mend her
All the kings horses failed! Shank your nan, your grandma's impaled
I'll send your nan to Afghanistan your nan is a man the way she got mailed
Murk your mothers mum for no reason, Grandma's walking dead call her Negan
You told me to go get a life so I took your grandmas one now we're even
Fill up your nan with steel like a cyborg execute your nan just cos I'm bored
Some introduce their girl to their parents I'll introduce grandma to my sword
Introduce your grandma to my lord Jesus Christ how I cruicify your pagan nan
She's weak half a fortnight, carved your nans left arm now she's alright
Things get peak when I'm at her door like hard mode minecraft zombies before light
I'll strangle your nan pull the cord tight 'All for one' your grandma like I'm Almight

Imma write her name in my death note
Hold her off a cliff and then let go
Ruthless I might make a mess though
Clean up on aisle four like it's Tesco
No joker, I'm not letto
Too classy, I'm not getto
No thoughts, I don't need a plan
Piss me off I'll shank your nan like