Friendship

If you're ever in a jam
Here I am
If you're ever in a mess
S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail
I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle dig, dig, dig

If you're ever down a well
Ring my bell
And if you're ever up a tree
Just phone to me
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine
Borrow mine.

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.

If they ever black your eyes
Put me wise
If they ever cook your goose
Turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain
I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep

If you ever lose your mind
I'll be kind
And if you ever lose your shirt
I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half
I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are up the crick ours will still be slick