Gimme Dat

Well hello everybody
Welcome to MDA, that's Mountain Dew Anonymous
For those that have abuse problems with Mountain Dew
We have a new member today, his name's KJ-52
KJ introduce yourself
KJ-52:
My name is KJ-52 and I'm addicted to Mountain Dew
Tell the people a little about what happened

KJ-52
What am I gonna do, I'm addicted to Mountain Dew
When I drink just one or two
People say "Boy what's wrong with you man"
Start acting like a fool, from all the caffeine and sugar too
I'm fiending like I ain't got a clue
And this is what I'm gonna say to you

Uhh... Gimme that Mountain Dew
Uhh... Gimme that Mountain Dew
Uhh... Gimme that Mountain Dew
I ain't playing with you better gimme that Mountain Dew

Well, KJ I know that must be tough to talk about,
But part of recovery is talking about it starts
Explain how this started

KJ-52:
I started when i was on tour
I had to stay awak so I went to the store
Loaded up and I buth like four, I just kept drinking more and more
When all of a sudden something happened to me
Just for some reason I couldn't fall asleep
Mabe it was all the sugar and the caffeine
Not sure but I started to scream...

Well, KJ I know that was painful to talk about
But you CAN overcome it
You just have to admit that you have a problem.

KJ-52:
I got a problem I jsut can't help it
Somebody help I think I'm addicted
Cause every day i just got to have it
I can't help it, it's just a habit
I got a problem, I get it
I'm an addict, I'll admit it
And I promise I'm gonna quit it
Hey that mountain Dew over there, anybody gonna finish it...?

KJ, you need to put the Mountain Dew down.
KJ, back away from the Mountain Dew
KJ-52 BACK AWAY FROM THE MOUNTAIN DEW
NOW MAN, I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU!

(Arguing in the background)

KJ-52:
Sorry, I don't know what came over me
Sorry
KJ-52:
You didn't have to hit me