Kitchen Man

Madam Butts was quite deluxe
Had servants by the score
Footmen at each door
Butlers and maids galore
But one day Dan, her kitchen man
Gave notice he was through
She cried: "Oh no, don't go
You'll grieve me if you do

'Cause I love your cabbage, crave your hash
Daffy about your succotash
And I can't do without my kitchen man
I'm wild about his turnip tops
And oh, how I love the way you warm my chops
I can't do without my kitchen man"

"Now, anybody else could leave this house
And I would only laugh
But he really means too much to me
And honey, you ain't heard the half

Why, his jelly rolls are so nice and hot
Never fails to touch the spot
And I can't do without my kitchen man"

"Ah, his frankfurters are oh-so sweet
I love his young pig meat
I can't do without my kitchen man
Oh, how that boy does opened clams
No one else's wanna touch my hams
I can't do without my kitchen man"

"When I eat his donuts, oh
I leave him just a hole
Anytime he wants to eat
Sure as you can use my sugar bowl
His bologna's really worth a try
Never fails to satisfy
I can't do without my kitchen man"