Текст песни Thanks Kathryn Obvious - Kitty

If you write down the things that make me cool, it's a short list
I don't want to talk about my small wrists
It's been a while since my last kiss
'Cause I mean, it's hard to find a nice techie
I should be alternative like Becky
'Cause she's pretty and she's sexy
Probably just mad because nobody gets me
And I all I ever want to do is sit in my room
And watch Spiderman lose to Dr. Doom

I miss the days before everybody thought I was a stalker
I've always been the dork, ass jammed inside the locker
'Cause I thought I was Sheena, you know, a punk rocker?
Till I grew into wanting to be Flocka
And everybody hates it, what a shocker
I've been hot since grade school soccer
When the coach tried to put me on the bench, I fuckin' shot her
Nah, just kidding, I'm a lawyer's daughter
I'm not a badass, I'm not awesome
I'm a little ginger wuss, I'm Bubbles, I'm not Blossom
On the V.I.P list, I'm at the bottom
I've been hiding in my closet all summer and autumn
Watching Jimmy Neutron, and dying of boredom
And all my friends hate me, 'cause I ignore 'em
To talk to base ferrell and fuck swag, and slug and shit

And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with

Fuck this, everyone in Florida is a sham
So I went back to Hollywood, specifically for Cameron
And right after I landed in L.A.X
I ran into my ex and he looked a little vexed
They said, "is there a problem?", yes
He said, "California hates you bitch, why'd ya bother?"
I just came for the fries with the carne asada
And to prove that I can go a lot harder
Than "Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada"
But whatever, I met him in Louisiana
With my baby, James, consider your post flamed
And without him, you probably wouldn't even know my name

So he's one of the hundred that I'm in love with
Along with everybody else that I'm in love with
And all the other people I'm in love with
Everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with
And everybody else that I've been in love with
And everybody else that I'm in love with

And everybody else that says they love me
I mean all the shine online is lovely
I feel like such a lucky little kid, like Cudi
And if you don't like me, I know that I'm sucky
And nobody likes my music, they just kinda wanna fuck me
So here you go, here's your shoutouts, honey
Hi Ramsey, Christian, Michael, Brad, Noah, Matt, Danny
And that asshole who said he can't stand me
On YouTube, wearin' some dumb Slayer band tee
Have fun dealing with those six fans

Fucker
Say I copied Odd Future, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm just a little girl, stop picking on me on the internet
Telling people to be mean to me on Last.fm, okay
I'm telling on you