Текст песни You Reposted In the Wrong Tri State Area - Kyle Allen

Be a real boy!
Not a titanium toy
Don't give my battery flattery
What I want is more grey matter-y
(A brain, some veins and some arteries!)
I got a squirrel on a treadmill where my heart should be
If I was real, I could really emote
Instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the remote
I want a dad, someone I can call pop
Someone to take me out for malteds at the soda shop
Someone to take me on a fishing trip or teach me how to ride a bike
Who'll pat me on the head and ask me "how you doin', tyke?"
(How you doin', tyke?)
Well, I'm fine, all things considered
Wanna be a real boy but I don't wanna sound embittered

Spa day (Yeah!)
P & F on the scene
Gonna slather you with mud and make you feel like a queen
Got you sittin' in a hot tub (Loungin'!)
You're thinkin' this place is a stoundin'!
Hot steam! Hot stones! Hot water! Hot wax!
We're pipin' cool new age music, can't help but relax!
Spa day (Yeah!)
Shiatsu, Gesundheit!
Thank you very much!

Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill and i got glue on my hands
Now I got records on my fingers (Whaaat?)
Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
(Don't stop)
I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
(Whaaaat?)
I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
(A strange set of circumstances)
I fell down the hill
I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
(Don't stop! Don't stop!)
Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me, he's underneath the table

Bu bu bu bu but
Bu bu bu bu but
Bu bu bu bu but
Bu bu bu bu but
(There's a platypus controlling him whaaaat?)
(There's a platypus controlling him whaaaat?)
Bu bu bu bu but
Bu bu bu bu but
Bu bu bu bu but
Bu bu bu bu but
(There's a platypus controlling him whaaaat?)
(There's a platypus controlling him whaaaat?)

So you're saying that you dont have rhythm,
But listen what you're doing right there
With that stamp and a book
You got a real nice hook
Sounds to me like you've got rhythm to spare

I have no idea what you're talking about,
I've got as much rhythm as that chair
What happened to me was a tragedy
But I don't have to be a millionaire