Текст песни Psych Major - LEX the Lexicon Artist

I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you're from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
Cause I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading machiiiiine

Some people ask me what I do
Some people ask me where I work
They ask me where I went to school
Sometimes they ask me with a smirk
And when I tell them that I went to UC Berkeley and I majored in psychology they turn into jerks

Cause they don't think that I can tell
Their condescending tone of voice
They think they're doing so -- well
They think I made a bad choice

What they don't know is that I
Analyze their actions
And I plan my interactions
For the sake of satisfaction
And boys

I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you're from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
Cause I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading machiiiiine

I know I'm naturally smart
But lack the talent of Descartes
See I'm the master of the heart
I have a Bachelor of Arts
I know my models of attachment and the causes of attraction
I could even break it down to its parts

But I can see you're not impressed
By the degree that I possess
And based on how you view success
Why you might think it's useless

What you don't know is that
I see your inhibitions
And your deepest superstitions
All the broken dreams you're keeping repressed

I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you're from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
Cause I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading machiiiiine

From the hard science guys to the social science haters
You're trying to hate on me cause I'm a social psych major
I can't write code but I sure can write papers
And I know your weirdest fetish and your most pathetic failures

So come on baby let me analyze you
Let me find out what has traumatized you
I can read you like an open book
Cause I'm a Berkeley psych major baby, don't be shook

Why?

I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you're from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
Cause I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading machiiiiine

I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you're from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
Cause I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading
I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading
I'm a psych major
And I'm a mind reading machiiiiine