Текст песни Malachi Richter's Liquor's Quicker - Less Than Jake

Well, I'm happy to report my long-standing last resort
Ended by just stopping short of me burning like a torch
Step off, stand back 'cause it's a fact, I've got a match
And all my fingers crossed behind my back

Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove
Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
And I'm gonna make the evening news

Well, I'm busy making plans with a flare gun in my hand
Kerosene soaked through my pants, the last words of my last stand
Step off, step back 'cause it's a fact, I've got a match
And all my fingers crossed behind my back

Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove
Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
And I'm gonna make the evening news

I'm gonna make the evening news

Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
Give me some breathing room 'cause there's something that I need to prove
Give me some breathing room 'cause I'm breathing fumes, I'll light the fuse
Give me some breathing room, I'm on fire, it's all ending soon
And I'm gonna make the evening news

Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news
Yeah, I'm gonna make the evening news