Текст песни Mister Mistoffelees - London Theatre Orchestra

The greatest magician to have something to learn
From Mister Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn
And we all say

Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees

He is quiet, he is small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon or a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn

And we all say
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees

His manner is vague and aloof
You would think that there was nobody shier
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least we have heard that somebody purred
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
While he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat

And we all say
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees
Oh well, there never was
There ever a cat so clever as Magical Mister Mistoffelees