Текст песни Have You Got the Gumption - Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five

Whenever sponge-nosed Pete
Met the cop on the beat
He was higher than a fly on a spray
Any day

When Pete knew he was booked
At the policeman he'd looked
And defending his virtue
You could hear him say

Have you got the gumption
To make the assumption
That I'm inebriated?

Have you got the gall
To say alcohol has gone to my wig?

I ain't had a drink, sir
Since I made the clink, sir
The night I celebrated

At the garbage man's ball
When we had that brawl
You remember, officer?

You may be the law
Still, there could be a flaw
In your calculations, old top

I got troubles enough
I ain't even touchin' the stuff
Not even a wee *hic* little drop

Just draw with some chalk, sir
A line and I'll walk, sir
Straighter than a judge man

Have you got the gumption
To make the assumption that I'm pinched?

Yes, you may be the law
Still, there could be a flaw
In your calculations, old top

I got troubles enough
I'm not even touchin' the stuff
Not even a wee *hic* little drop

Just draw with some chalk, sir
A line and I'll walk, sir
Straighter than a judge man

Have you got the gumption
To make the assumption that I'm pinched?

You mean officer, you're gonna put me in jail?

Don't close that gate!
Let me take a walk, I'll be straight

Hey officer!

Take these things off my arm
I ain't gonna do nobody no harm

Oh, officer!

I know the captain of the priest said-
Don't hit me with that blackjack
I ain't comin' back

Oh ociffer!

If I've got to go
Let me take my horn
So I could be real darn

Oh ociffer, you're doin' wrong, ociffer