Текст песни MC Chris the Sh*t - MC Chris

Mc chris is so delicious
Join his clique reap the rewards
Dip shit tricks suck countless dicks
Maybe they're pissed chris has bitches galore word
Name is mc chris start clapping and having fits
I'm the best rapper no rapper has happened since
Fella with a following happens to have a hit
I'm the rappin patton that's fappin to sample flicks
I'm the lonely soul that's trolling my crabby critics
I'm the ample adult that addled by analytics
Pigeon holed pariah on fire refuting physics
I'm a meaty mimic who's a little bit acidic
I'm a little leprechaun join me in a jig
Got more misunderstandings than legoland got minifigs
More comics in white boxes they'll crush me in a quake
I got more funko pops than your mom got funnel cake
I go at it like gosling when it's eva's cumpleanos
She'll be awaiting for my arrival like the avengers rival thanos
Rachel maddow likes my five o'clock shadow or maybe not
I wanna score w elizabeth warren she crazy hot

Mc chris the shit yes you know that he is
He gets requests mc play all your hits
Mc chris the shit yes you know that he is
He gets requests mc play all your hits

Smaller than a smurf i got tic tac raps
I'm a lilliputian perv serve sick raps fast
If you don't want to get burned then i'd get back fast
I deserve it cuz i earn it now get that cash
I'm older than the mountains younger than the sea
I'm older than the cat in the book store that's asleep
I can't help but rap it's like i got a bad disease
Got more bars than bourbon street more than wonka stocking sweets
More emo than a widow watching the way the were
More fragile and featherless than bevy of baby birds
I'm the rapper that doesn't matter lyrics left up in an attic
I represent asthmatics and other people who panic
You might have more pringles but i got more raps
Dinkles got wrinkles sacks got more flaps
Mc chris is more delicious than black phillip's apple pie
My taints got more dingle berries than larry the cable guy

Uppity punk putting a bump in your trunk
Muckity muck that's put a bug in your junk
Little micro mother fucker that you can't help love
Take a hit of mc chris and get a bit of a buzz
I'll take a sip of something simple then it's back on the bus
I follow several fundamentals like don't fuck with the fuzz
I never want to settle wanna give it my guts
Ill on instrumentals spill like buckets of blood