Текст песни Missing White Girl Syndrome - MC Lars
Good
morning
America,
the
top
story
today
A
white
girl
has
gone
missing
and
that's
all
we
have
to
say
When
a
damsel's
in
distress,
we
know
you
pay
attention
So
we
come
back
every
hour
just
in
case
we
failed
to
mention
A
white
girl
is
missing,
yes
a
white
girl
is
missing
And
did
we
fail
to
mention
that
a
white
girl
is
missing?
Poor
kids
are
kidnapped
every
day,
black
women
all
the
time
But
that's
never
at
the
top
of
our
news
headline
Elizabeth
Smart
and
Laci
Peterson
JonBenet
Ramsey,
yes
you've
heard
of
them
But
missing
black
girls,
tell
me
if
you
know
of
Tamika
Huston
or
LaToyia
Figueroa?
Arbitrary
coverage
on
the
news
tonight
Because
the
media
is
biased
and
we
all
believe
the
hype
I'm
not
saying
it's
not
news
when
a
white
girl
disappears
But
the
stations
makes
bank
when
they're
praying
on
our
fears
[Chorus:]
Tune
in
tonight
to
the
white
girl
show
We
leave
a
dark
impression
like
Vincet
Van
Gogh
Murder
is
a
tragedy
at
any
cost
But
if
you
spin
it
right
you
can
profit
from
the
lost
White
girl,
white
girl...
White
girl,
white
girl...
White
girl,
white
girl...
Celebrities
- the
media's
obsessed
So
we're
working
on
a
show
to
get
our
ratings
blessed
Chris
Hansen
plays
the
host,
Sweeps
Week
on
channel
5
We
arm
sex
offenders,
with
condoms,
bats,
and
knives
(go!)
Take
Lindsay
Lohan,
literally
Beat
her
with
her
Gucci
Bag
in
a
black
Humvee
Lock
her
in
a
trunk
while
she
screams
and
shouts
That
would
give
her
something
real
she
could
sing
about
Or
maybe
kidnap
Britney,
throw
her
down
the
stairs
They
won't
find
forensic
evidence
in
missing
underwear
Use
your
imagination
- she's
a
slave
for
you
"Two
Weddings
and
a
Funeral"
all
over
the
news
Take
Paris
and
Nicole,
put
them
in
a
studio
Bring
in
30
of
their
stalkers
shut
the
door
and
let
them
go
Just
think
about
the
ratings!
Brought
to
you
by
Fox
Now
that's
some
television
that
I
definitely
would
watch
[Chorus:]
Tune
in
tonight
to
the
white
girl
show
The
sponsors
are
elated
as
the
Nielsen
ratings
grow
Murder
is
a
tragedy
at
any
cost
But
let's
make
it
entertaining
and
profit
from
the
lost
White
girl,
white
girl...
White
girl,
white
girl...
Turn
on
the
TV
and
lock
your
homes
If
you've
got
the
missing
white
girl
syndrome
Everybody
wants
to
be
Sherlock
Holmes,
when
We've
got
the
missing
white
girl
syndrome
1 Child's Play
2 Scientology = WTF?
3 Shvensen Fitzlogic
4 Shvensen Fitzlogic
5 Single and Famous
6 Reaping Beauty
7 Reaping Beauty
8 The Lint Song
9 Gary The Green Nosed Reindeer
10 My Biochemical Terrorist Romance
11 Everyone's a Little Bit Gay
12 Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things
13 Lolita
14 Buddhism for Dummies
15 Geeked Out
16 The Bonus Track for Japan
17 Something Wicca This Way Comes
18 It's a Latin Thing
19 Missing White Girl Syndrome
20 Rock Star
21 Cry Tonight (acoustic)
22 Cry Tonight ((Acoustic))
23 Nerdcore Died (featuring Random)
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