I Love My Wife

My thoughts may stray, my eyes may roam
The neighbor's grass may seem much
Greener than the grass right here at home
If pretty girls excite me, well that's life
But just in case you didn't know, I love my wife
My mind at times may dwell on sex
If someone's rating dreams, then most of mine I guess are double X
So dimpled knees delight me, well that's life
But just in case you hadn't heard, I love my wife
Like bait that wriggles makes catfish bite

A lady jiggles and my eyes gotta light
Upon so sweet a sight
And if I shake, break out in spots
Don't fret, it's not swine fever, dear
Your swine has merely got the hots
If rosy lips invite me, well that's life
But just in case you couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard or didn't know, I love my wife

I love my wife, I love my wife

This bee ain't lazy, his work he does
If some sweet daisy should brush against my fuzz
Well naturally I buzz
But don't be cross or scold or cry
He likes to stop and window shop but papa's never gonna buy
If ladies dynamite me, well that's life
But just in case you couldn't guess
Or hadn't heard or didn't know, I love my wife

I love my wife, I love my wife