Real Live Girl

Pardon me, miss, but I've never done this with a real live girl
Straight off the farm with an actual armful of real live girl
Pardon me if your affectionate squeeze
Clogs up my goggles and buckles my knees
I'm simply drowned in the sight and the sound and the scent
And the feel of a real live girl

I've seen photographs and facsimiles
That have set my heart off in a whirl, but
Nothing can beat getting swept off your feet by a real live girl
Dreams in your bunk don't compare with the hunk of a real live girl
Yeah, speaking of miracles, this must be it
Just when I started to learn how to knit
I'm all in stitches from finding what riches a waltz
Can reveal with a real live girl