Текст песни Navy Seals vs Army Rangers Epic Rap Battle - Mbest11x

Sick with the rap when I bring my flow.
I'm spittin' faster than your girl getting off with my photo.
And every girl dying just to give me hugs.
Soon as I step out of my mother fucking class. BUDS.
Top secret missions you know we never stoppin'.
Walk in the bar yelling "Bro I just killed Bin Laden."
Published my book and I got movies made.
The next step is rapping and I'm here to say.

So let's start, and this might be mean
But you can't act (of valor?)
Not even better than Charlie Sheen.
I see you on FOX News talking about danger
What happened to quiet professional?
Oh, that's a Ranger
RASP and Ranger School
Stayed up for days and nights
Just to get to Regiment to slaughter you on this mic
You belong in a boat get your ass back in the bay
I know you need a hero so
Rangers Lead The Way
I'm a Predator, a warrior, and a night stalker
You better EXFIL now like
"GET TO THE CHAPPA!"
Get all your boys together and call you semen
Funny that's the same thing your chick is feenin

Sea Air and Land I've got years of training
I ball so hard they call me Peyton Manning
I got my Perfect Push-up and my TRX Band
Drinking Frog Fuel, "why?"
Because I'm the mother fucking man
Operator as fuck #hashtag my nation
Dick so big it needs its own station
You think you're operators
But half of you can't even grow beards
Climb down your ladder bitch
Bottom Tier
I got my SWCC, driving my whip
Doing donuts while I'm fighting Rangerettes off my dick
Come to BUDS and we'll make you a believer
But for now quit rap
And stick to airfield seizures
You think you're pretty cool with your static line?
How many slots you get to HALO?
That's right get in line
Department of the Navy bitch you know who
I get more funding than your regiment
NSW

Your Tier line it doesn't even work
So let me explain to you
You play with a surfboard
You're not in DEVGRU
Call me Chuck Norris
Cause I'll kill you with my stare
Your pre-mission checks are hands eyes ears "Hair!!"
We were smokin' dudes
Before you ever came around
You think making movies is original bitch?
Black Hawk Down
Your ego is so big i can see it from space
I bet the only picture you masturbate is to your own face
You joined the Navy, your life is filled with remorse
Just like your girlfriend after she slept with all of Task Force
You think you spittin' so fast?
It's like the second I rap you come in last
Initiate a blast, screw a failure drill
I'm fucking decapitating your ass
Because I got it and I'm never gonna stop it
I rip it, kill it, conceal it, steal it, reveal it
BOOM to your chest you know I know you feel it
And after this rap I'm going to out shoot you at the range
And give Ranger Panties to your team buddy who just had a sex change