Текст песни Ice - Gabriel Brown , Michelle Creber

Well hey there
Welcome to this groove
This is educational, informational music
Yes, this may save your life

Whenever I close the door on my hand
Or whenever I lose my hair in a fan
Don't need a lemonade, or a band-aid
Just a bag of ice and then I got it made

When I slip, when I trip, when I fall and bruise my hip
When my waiter is a hater cause I didn't leave a tip
I don't stress about it, not one bit
Cause I know everything will be better when I put some ice on it

Oh, oh, every time I bite my lip
Or when I get a runny nose and it begins to drip
I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it
Every time I slip on a banana peel
Or bruise my knee when I fail to do a cartwheel
I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it

Ice on it
Put some ice on it
Don't you quit
Put some ice on it

When I was dancing and prancing in Paris, France with my new pants on
And I did the funky chicken with my leg a fricken' kickin'
But I spun into a wall and tore my taco on the fall
Then Morgan Freeman floated to me and he handed me a freezy
(Here you go)

I was runnin, have fun and jumping up into the sun
And then I fell into a well and hit my elbow on a bell
And with a yell I called Adele (hello) who put a spell on a gazelle
And pulled a shell from her lapel and used a gel to make me well, ice

Oh, oh, when I'm riding on a rhino
Hit a tree, hit the ground, breaking all my bones
I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it

Or if I fall into a comma when I'm noogied by a lama
Cause he got a little funny when he thought I was Obama, yeah
(Let me be clear)
I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it

Ice on it
Put some ice on it
Don't you quit
Put some ice on it

Ice on it
Put some ice on it
Holy poop
Put some ice on it

You ready for this swag?
Haha ...what?
I said, are you ready for this swag?
Yeah, yeah, yes I am
I hope you've been enjoying the life lessons
Michelle Creber's about to come at you with some speed
Prepare to ice your ears, you ready? You ready?
Uh huh, uh huh (alright yeah)

This is the part when I talk really fast
And I try not to gas cause in times of the past
I have done it in class when the ice didn't last
And I woke up Miss Pike with a mighty ole' blast
I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it

I went jogging at one and this time wasn't fun
Cause I squint from the sun and ran into a nun
And I tripped on a bun and she pulled out a gun
And I started to run and got shot in the bum
(Put some ice on it) I-I-I put some ice on it
(Put some ice on it) I-I-I put some ice on it

(Adlib)

Remember kids
You can be anything you wanna be
As long as you've got a bag of ice to make it nice
That's my advice... want some rice?