Текст песни Neighbors - Microwave

I forgot my stupid wallet in the car and
We have walked like 7 miles away from where we parked the car
'Cause we wanted food but we were too high to drive
It was a lot farther than I realized

I am just a crooked joke with stale punchline that some old friends quote
The neighbor that you try to ignore, but you wave to so you won't look like an asshole

So I wrote you a new song, and it goes like this:

"I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked"
"I will not walk all the way back to where we parked"
"I cannot walk all the way back to where we parked"
"I will not walk all the way back to where we parked"

So I'll be on the centerfold as the poster child of all the biggest tools
With a caption about being broke and disappointing everyone I know
'Cause I'm too resigned
All my friends think I'm a douche now and they're probably right
But "this is the life,"
Tito says inside your pool, his arms stretched out across the side

And I am just a crooked joke with a stale punchline that some old friends quote
The neighbor that you try to ignore
But you have to wave 'cause I'm waving from my porch