Текст песни Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim - Mindless Self Indulgence

Hello james, hi, i′m calling and interested in
Seeing if, um, i don't know, if you book this band,
Um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind...
Senseless... mindless... -
Uh whatever, you know what i′m talking about

Me like to go down to the church
And drinks him's holy water
But I don't like it, the... priest don′t like it
But me can′t seem to help it
Sail away-o, away-o
Me live me life free like a birdie
Cause me likes me, me likes what me do
And me can't seem to help it
I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys
I went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
I saw the giraffe but he didn′t make any sound
Sometimes me bad... oh, I forgot the words... um...
Oh - we are going on a field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
A field trip!
Mr. Lorry's gonna be there too
Mr. Harry, he drives the van
Sometimes me bad... eat me dental floss
Pull him -- pull him Jesus from the cross, touch me thing... thing
Somebody stole my Amy Grant records today
Think me turn 22 today
Somebody gave me a present
Cause me turn 22 today
But they′re not as pretty as Barbara Mandrell
Then the milkman came...
The milkman came and he tooks him's fish
He tooks him′s fish, now me crying... me crying
The milkman make me cry... then the mailman came
Make me pee-pee on the floor
Hide me sandwich in me drawer
Hit my... hit my head against the door
This is some kind of dream
Me like to go down to the park
And take him's nuts from them squirrels
You know what time it is?
It's the closet for me, the closet for me
Him so dark me cannot see
It′s the closet for me, the closet for me
Mr. Harry says that will teach me
No, I don′t want to do the special olympics one
My friend's the seat on my toilet
And he always seem to shout at me
"Oh, mister, don′t you pee on me"
When I'm shitting it′s a totally different story
Then he doesn't seem to pay me mind
He′s not afraid of my fat behind
And on the unfortunate occasion
When I miss the bowl and pee on him
Lets me off with a smile and a warning
"Don't do it again"