Once Upon a Time in the West

I live in your garden
That's me throwing rocks at your window
I could be suitably pardoned
But only by you if you say so
I confess, I confess that I couldn't care less
About which colours might suit you the best
Or whose memory you might be undressing

At the back of the garden
Walk over the stream to the tall trees
Face the one like a totem
Look up to the sky and you'll see me
And alright, I might not be looking that bright
'Cause my Mexican pants are too tight
And my Indian charms have all broken

Even now, looking down
I can see party crowds
And it was good, just the best
Once upon a time in the west

I wanted to be you
It ended in pale imitation
Could have been zombie or Zulu
You got chief of the Indian nation
And okay, we all want to be kings when we play
But it's twenty-two years to this day
I've been sitting up a pole, waiting for a call

Even now, looking down
I can see party crowds
And it was good, just the best
Once upon a time in the west

Swim in serpentine
Smell like turpentine
Once upon a time

Once upon a time in the west
That's me in your garden
Throwing rocks at your window
Let me in