Albatross - Live

Albatross!
Albatross!
Albatross!
Albatross, for Christ's sake!
Two Choc-Ices, please!
I don't want any Choc-Ices, I just got this albatross!
Albatross!
And what flavour is it?
It's not any bloody flavour, mate, I don't need a
Bloody strawberry albatross, it's an albatross, mate!
It's a bloody sea bird! It's not any bloody flavour!
Well, it's got to be some flavour, I mean
Everything's got a flavour, you know!
All right, it's bloody albatross flavour, then, smart arse!
It's bloody... bloody sea bird, bloody, bleeding, bloody flavour!
Albatross!
Um, do you get wafers with it?
Of course you don't get fucking wafers with
It, you cocksucker, how you gonna get that?
Hey, stop there!
You're a couple of bloody w--!
Stop there! Stop it, it's filthy!
Why? You just asked for a bloody wa--!
Look, off you go, you're not even a proper woman!
It's not my fault!
Now, what are you doing down there, when you
Should be up here starting a new spoof? Now
Which one are you? The funny man or the straight man?
I'm the straight man
Yes, I thought you probably might be. Okay, you sit there
Stage right, you sit there and be straight. Goodnight!