All Things Dull & Ugly

All things dull and ugly
All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The lord god made the lot
Each little snake that poisons
Each little wasp that stings
He made their brutish venom,
He made their horrid wings
All things sick and cancerous
All evil great and small
All things foul and dangerous
The lord god made them all
Each nasty little hornet
Each beastly little squid
Who made the spiky urchin
Who made the shocks... he did
All things scabbed and ulcerous
All pox both great and small
Putrid, foul and gangrenous
The lord god made them all
Amen