Текст песни String - Monty Python
Adrian
Wapcaplet:
Aah,
come
in,
come
in,
Mr...
Simpson.
Aaah,
welcome
to
Mousebat,
Follicle,
Goosecreature,
Ampersand,
Spong,
Wapcaplet,
Looseliver,
Vendetta
and
Prang!
Mr.
Simpson:
Thank
you.
Wapcaplet:
Do
sit
down--my
name's
Wapcaplet,
Adrian
Wapcaplet...
Mr.
Simpson:
how'd'y'do.
Wapcaplet:
Now,
Mr.
Simpson...
Simpson,
Simpson...
French,
is
it?
S:
No.
W:
Aah.
Now,
I
understand
you
want
us
to
advertise
your
washing
powder.
S:
String.
W:
String,
washing
powder,
what's
the
difference.
We
can
sell
*anything*.
S:
Good.
Well
I
have
this
large
quantity
of
string,
a
hundred
and
twenty-two
Thousand
*miles*
of
it
to
be
exact,
which
I
inherited,
and
I
thought
if
I
Advertised
it--
W:
Of
course!
A
national
campaign.
Useful
stuff,
string,
no
trouble
there.
S:
Ah,
but
there's
a
snag,
you
see.
Due
to
bad
planning,
the
hundred
and
Twenty-two
thousand
miles
is
in
three
inch
lengths.
So
it's
not
very
Useful.
W:
Well,
that's
our
selling
point!
"SIMPSON'S
INDIVIDUAL
STRINGETTES!"
S:
What?
W:
"THE
NOW
STRING!
READY
CUT,
EASY
TO
HANDLE,
SIMPSON'S
INDIVIDUAL
EMPEROR
STRINGETTES
- JUST
THE
RIGHT
LENGTH!"
S:
For
what?
W:
"A
MILLION
HOUSEHOLD
USES!"
S:
Such
as?
W:
Uhmm...
Tying
up
very
small
parcels,
attatching
notes
to
pigeons'
legs,
uh,
Destroying
household
pests...
S:
Destroying
household
pests?!
How?
W:
Well,
if
they're
bigger
than
a
mouse,
you
can
strangle
them
with
it,
and
if
They're
smaller
than,
you
flog
them
to
death
with
it!
S:
Well
*surely*!...
W:
"DESTROY
NINETY-NINE
PERCENT
OF
KNOWN
HOUSEHOLD
PESTS
WITH
PRE-SLICED,
RUSTPROOF,
EASY-TO-HANDLE,
LOW
CALORIE
SIMPSON'S
INDIVIDUAL
EMPEROR
STRINGETTES,
FREE
FROM
ARTIFICIAL
COLORING,
AS
USED
IN
HOSPITALS!"
S:
'Ospitals!?!?!?!?
W:
Have
you
ever
in
a
Hospital
where
they
didn't
have
string?
S:
No,
but
it's
only
*string*!
W:
ONLY
STRING?!
It's
everything!
It's...
it's
waterproof!
S:
No
it
isn't!
W:
All
right,
it's
water
resistant
then!
S:
It
isn't!
W:
All
right,
it's
water
absorbent!
It's...
Super
Absorbent
String!
"ABSORB
WATER
TODAY
WITH
SIMPSON'S
INDIVIDUAL
WATER
ABSORB-A-TEX
STRINGETTES!
AWAY
WITH
FLOODS!"
S:
You
just
said
it
was
waterproof!
W:
"AWAY
WITH
THE
DULL
DRUDGERY
OF
WORKADAY
TIDAL
WAVES!
USE
SIMPSON'S
INDIVIDUAL
FLOOD
PREVENTERS!"
S:
You're
mad!
W:
Shut
up,
shut
up,
shut
up!
Sex,
sex
sex,
must
get
sex
into
it.
Wait,
I
see
a
television
commercial-
There's
this
nude
woman
in
a
bath
holding
a
bit
of
your
string.
That's
Great,
great,
but
we
need
a
doctor,
got
to
have
a
medical
opinion.
There's
a
nude
woman
in
a
bath
with
a
doctor--that's
too
sexy.
Put
an
Archbishop
there
watching
them,
that'll
take
the
curse
off
it.
Now,
we
Need
children
and
animals.
There's
two
kids
admiring
the
string,
and
a
dog
admiring
the
archbishop
Who's
blessing
the
string.
Uhh...
international
flavor's
missing...
make
the
Archbishop
Greek
Orthodox.
Why
not
Archbishop
Macarios?
No,
no,
he's
Dead...
nevermind,
we'll
get
his
brother,
it'll
be
cheaper...
So,
there's
This
nude
woman...

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